Me when I have kids
That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.
d o n e
this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened
But srsly though
If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie
And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green
Stay away from the thing
Everything lime green is evil
Just remember that.
Everything lime green is evil.
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
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