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stand-up-comic-gifs:

I look around, there’s baby pictures of me everywhere. - Sheng Wang (x)

ovaryfunny:

 

hoe-bana:

Me when I have kids

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done
d o n e

weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done

d o n e

nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’